Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?

Mitchell

=uses: noun, verb

an extremely large penis,even larger than a shawn almost to the point of excessive. can also be used as a verb to describe the act of penetration with a large penis.

did you see that mitchell.. it was huge...

my girl friend had that mitchell in her mouth in the other day/


Has tight abs or is sporty

mitchell (mitch) has tight abs and i love feeling them/

to have any form of sexual intercourse or kissing in an elevator

we just did a mitchell.

My comment: "OMG!!!!!!"

2.) Your age?

16

=
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"/

The age of consent in most countries.
When cherry's are red they're ripe for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ripe for fucking./

(n.) in rap, one verse or "sixteen" lines
Drop that 16 for us.

or

He had the hottest sixteen on Track 2.

My comment: "I sure have something with sex...(wtf?)"

3.) One of your friends?

Tom

=The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.
Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.

My coment: "This is not the Tom I know .__."

4.) What SHOULD you be doing?

Homework

=Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap/

You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.
I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.

My comment: "WOW...I like this one "

5.) Favourite colour?

Purple

=Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!/


1. Referring to something of the sketchy variety or to a sexual scene.

2. The color that is rich indeed.
Elsbeth: *hands over book* I have something for you to read.
Eugenia: Does it have any purple scenes? *suggestive eyebrow raise*.

My comment: "Referring to something of the sketchy variety or to a sexual scene????...ok..."

6.) Birthplace?

The Netherlands (couldnt find my actaul birthplace)

=European country North of belgium, east of the UK and west of Germany. The people there speak Dutch. The Netherlands is also known as Holland, however Holland is just a province. The capital of The Netherlands is Amsterdam.

Non-Dutch people often think that the language Dutch is German. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Dutch is NOT german for german, but Dutch for Dutch.

In Dutch:
"Ik ben Nederlands."
"I'm Dutch."


I'm Dutch, I'm from The Netherlands and I speak Dutch./

The home of the best people to have walked on this earth, the Dutch. They speak too many languages, have too many rights and its more liberal then george bush after he had a complete change-around
-If you ain't Dutch you ain't much!
-The Netherlands baby.

My comment: "the last one 'the home of the best people to have walked on this earth'...I TOTALLY disagree!"

7.) Month of your birth?

June

=The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!/

A "hood" term meaning girl/woman.
"Dang, that june is sexy."

"I'm about to go pick up a june."

My comment: "Hottest "

8.) One of your Nicknames

Mitch

=A name that stands for compasion. He/She always listends to others and understands them.

Also a name of positivity. Mitch stands for being Positive all the time.
"Are u Mitch? Cus u look so positive!"

My comment: "Yet again, true "

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